Sunday, June 8, 2008

Petrol prices are up up and up

Holy shitters,

Petrol prices are up again. Petrol prices soar and will affect prices for every other shit on the shelves of supermarkets and also the goods in shops.

How are we going to live if petrol prices keep soaring?

I'll probably just live on rain water and piss in my car petrol tank to get it moving.

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Secret location

I am at this secret location that i cannot reveal. This one and only other place that i would blog other than in my home.

Actually, I'm being held "captive" without my consent. But, i get to blog. I get to eat. I get to shit. I get to piss. I get to listen to her autographed Colbie Cailat cd (she so haulian, tsk tsk), and i get to... erm, basically do whatever the bananas i want lah.

Just now i took a picture of myself, and erm, i looked like a malay dude.

Oh, later im gonna get a Juno dvd. Hope it is nice. Since it won awards and stuff.

I got ulcers. Lemme see, two on my gums, two on my lips. And more more coming soon on my tongue. Oh the horror. Grrr.

CC is fat. kekeh...

K bye. =)

Saturday, March 8, 2008

Red Paint?


Saturday, February 23, 2008

Thick eyebrows


My new hero. Shin Chan.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Une lettre pour mon amour

Have not been blogging for ages. Reasons that will not hurt anybody's feelings. You know what i mean. Don't you? =P I don't blog much now purely because I'm such a piece of unhealty bacon.

What's the fuss with eveything on the news nowadays. Its plainly one big bunch of bull crap. Empty promises due to the upcoming event that comes every few years. (how many i dont know. 3? 4?)

With that much energy into making up bullcrap, lies, threats and empty promises, we can use those energy into powering a small town. Preferably a small town with a mamak. For them asses to generate power.

We should stop using plastic bags. Save water. Save electricity. Our world is gonna become a bloody bag of turd in maybe 10 to 20 years time. So please. Save our forest too while you are at it. Save paper.

But please, don't go off running without washing your asses after taking a dump just because i said save water and save paper. Use moderately okay? Maybe a square and half a liter or something.

Chinese New Year is coming. V Day is coming. Lets brace ourselves shall we? V Day would not be a problem. I got a feeling that CNY will be a little problematic. Fake smiles and all that yonk.

~----~
Ma femme,

Je manque ma femme. Elle est au johor. Tres loin d'ou je suis.

But I am promised many kussli when she comes back. I was, right? Right? heh. =)















She's giggling all the time. The way I like her to be. Like how i like my meat pink. You're my staple, my oxygen and my shelter.

Ton shatzli

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Chewy boogers

Dear readers,

Currently in to my 6th day of my semester break. And it isn't such a happy one. Holidays are boring. I'd rather go to college. Yes, sucks to be me.

My brother just sold his old Civic and his new Civic will only come at the end of January next year. He must really like Civics. wtf. Only means one thing, i will be more or less handicapped without a car now. Stranded at home with no means of transportation as he takes my car to work. Yes, sucks to be me.

To make things worse, Melissa is out of town. With no internet. Yes, sucks to be me.

All this hype about Christmas ladida, I have nothing to look forward to during Christmas. Same old same old. Boring boring. Season to be jolly konon. Yes, sucks to be me.

We saw Springfield. But we did not see my hero. My Homer Simpson. Yes, sucks to be me.















Thursday, November 29, 2007

Can a flower be seen as a thorn?

Is it possible to feel like everything is going wrong, when everything is going right? Maybe it's just some insecurities creeping in. Right?

Is it possible to feel so left out, when you are always included? Maybe it's just your mind playing tricks on you. Could it be?

Is it possible to feel like there is no more hope, when there is plenty of it to go around? Maybe it's just a temporary feeling. Or is it?

Is it possible to feel so unimportant, when there are people who put big importance on you? Maybe it's just how it is. Really?

It does happen. It does. Words cannot explain those feelings. But how can a person surrounded by so many people still can manage to feel so alone?



















Does the problem lie on the individual? Or does he/she blame it on everything else and live in denial?

Does living in denial eat you up inside? Or does it not? Having everyone to talk to, but no one to confide in. Is that not the worst thing ever?

Does having material wealth make you a happy person? Some may say that u cant buy happiness and blah blah blah. That money is not important blah blah blah. But, without money, nothing seems to work. It is important.

Look deep down, to seek what u seek. To find what u want to find. It might just be there. Take it. Don't live in denial. Cause it hurts.

It does.